NightOwlNoMore

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

limited time offer, discounted monke, get free chinese food, exclusive promotion, food delivery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
LingoLounge Minecraft Server

workplace etiquette, Midwest, Minecraft, Language, Diversity

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

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New Server IP
ParentCraft: No BS Zone

VIBE, CHANGE, steak house, Zone, palate cleaning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

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New Server IP
JobPainsMC SMP

ineffective communication, lack of resources, lack of creativity, lack of motivation, lack of feedback

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

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New Server IP
ParentingFailCraft

lack of emotional support, negative impact on children, lack of discipline, unhealthy family environment, detrimental parenting

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

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New Server IP

NightOwlNoMore

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

JobPainsMC SMP

ParentingFailCraft