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Players: 95/400 Votes: 5252
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

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  • ShowerCraftNoBFs

    ShowerCraftNoBFs
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1022
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

    No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

    Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

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  • BodySwapCraft

    BodySwapCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9262
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

    Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4270
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 3747
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

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  • MineTrumpBorderTroop

    MineTrumpBorderTroop
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6599
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Runes Activated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

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  • Plastic Brainz R Us

    Plastic Brainz R Us
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 4013
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 192
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

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  • Rolium

    Rolium
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4490
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Votes: 5898
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 New Chunks Explored: 420738
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

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    rolium.net

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  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6038
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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  • HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

    HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7563
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Emeralds Found: 9916
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

    But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

    And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8645
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2248 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

    rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

    come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

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  • MapleCraft EU-Alum

    MapleCraft EU-Alum
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5284
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 4890
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Runes Activated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

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  • No Phone Cancer Zone

    No Phone Cancer Zone
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 9653
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1921 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Tricky Trails

    Tricky Trails
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8522
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9048
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

    trickytrails.net

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  • Blossom Haven 1.20.6

    Blossom Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7977
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

    And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

    PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3573
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

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