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Players: 100/400 Votes: 9810
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night long!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens, hilarious dance parties with creepers, and treasure hunts that will make you question your sanity. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a sleepless adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?!

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  • Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

    Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3132
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

    First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

    And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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  • PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

    PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8893
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Runes Activated: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

    But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4070
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7215 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

    Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

    So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

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  • CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

    CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3920
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

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  • MountTaranakiMCServer

    MountTaranakiMCServer
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1937
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9329 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

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  • SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

    SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7450
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Villages Defended: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

    VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 8244
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

    Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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  • Wouldtode server minecraft

    Wouldtode server minecraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3998
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Void Armor Forged: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

    Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 766
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Divine Spears Created: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

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  • MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

    MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2595
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • UnchartedCraft

    UnchartedCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7750
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4830
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

    Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

    With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

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  • RefineryRaiders

    RefineryRaiders
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2742
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

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  • Enchanted Isles 1.21

    Enchanted Isles 1.21
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 1055
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Star Shards Collected: 107
    Runes Activated: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

    You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

    And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

    Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

    So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

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  • BabyCraftin’ Bash

    BabyCraftin’ Bash
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6843
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Crops Grown: 9152
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Enchantments Applied: 76
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

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    Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

    Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

    Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

    And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

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