Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Towns Built: 10
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7005
    Ores Mined: 8006 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 715085 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Potions Brewed: 170
    Farms Harvested: 902 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Dimension Hops: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6465
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Animals Bred: 114 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7148 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    • Custom Fishing
    • Towny
    • Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
    • Custom World
    • Custom Plugins
    • Movecraft
    • Brewing
    • Custom Mobs and Animals
    • Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I start my own town or city? Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
    Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
    Are there custom plugins on Alathra? Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
    Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
    Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Boss Minecraft Server

    Boss Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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