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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 108

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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