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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	152	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1668	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ores Mined:	1675
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1746
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7908	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	165167	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Items Found:	8642	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	94/200	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Void Armor Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	2146