Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4105 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!
