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Players: 97/300 Votes: 4704
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Divine Spears Created: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Crops Grown: 1832 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with controlling girlfriends, SpongeBob-shaped mac n cheese, and finger-pointing battles over who gets to feed the kids.

Imagine a world where feeding your niece a simple meal turns into a full-blown showdown with someone claiming to be the mother figure. Who knew a box of mac n cheese could cause so much chaos?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to go around for everyone involved. So come on in, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about parenting.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is: expect the unexpected. And remember, in this world, everyone’s a parent until the mac n cheese comes out.

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  • DumbPrideMC SMP

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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4599
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Farms Harvested: 868 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

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  • CraftyConspiracyCraft

    CraftyConspiracyCraft
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4687
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1518
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

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  • Protein Mix-Up Craft

    Protein Mix-Up Craft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6713
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 497 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

    One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

    Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

    So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8050
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3924 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Straight Up Minecraft Server

    Server IP play.straightupminecraft.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

    Features:

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
    Are there world resets? No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
    Are there any quality of life changes? Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
    Are there economy plugins or factions? No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

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  • Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

    Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 836
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

    Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

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  • DiamondDough Minecraft Server

    DiamondDough Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3619
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6990 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Zombie Dances: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

    Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

    So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

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  • HeirloomHoarderMC

    HeirloomHoarderMC
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3881
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3985 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

    Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

    Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

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  • MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

    MoodKiller Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5731
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

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  • TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

    TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1258
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Potions Brewed: 146
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 198 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

    VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 790
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Dragon Scales Harvested: 204

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

    Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1610
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 681
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

    if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

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  • ConniskoSMP

    ConniskoSMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5056
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Secret Passages Found: 5

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    ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

    31.214.162.141:25726

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  • Gemstone

    Gemstone
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2816
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 182574 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6249 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crops Grown: 5054

    New Minecraft Servers

    Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

    play.gemstone.gg

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  • Nomisma

    Nomisma
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7203
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2199 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
    Economy
    Item Shop and Vote Shop Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
    Server Auction House /home up to 3
    Chat Games No land claims or protected spawn
    Discord linked with game chat and auctions No pay to win features
    Never resetting world
    Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
    Clients: Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
    Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
    Java 1.21.4 Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
    Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas? No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
    Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
    How many homes can I set on the server? You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
    What clients are supported on the server? Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

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  • Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

    Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3175
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

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