Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Whale Sound Adventures

    Whale Sound Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

    watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

    but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

    Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 16+
    Features

    Apply to join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

    Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by applying through our Discord server.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
    What type of players are welcome on the server? All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
    Is there a World Map available for the server? Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

    We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

    Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 1252
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

    CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

    Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TallTunes Minecraft Server

    TallTunes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

    Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

    So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoWifeNoDriveMC

    NoWifeNoDriveMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

    Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HospitalHaunts

    HospitalHaunts
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Epic House Doctor Server

    Epic House Doctor Server
    so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2109 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 257 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

    EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

    Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

    She Killed Millions Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5665

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Physical Media SMP Funhouse

    Physical Media SMP Funhouse
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Runes Activated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TattooCraft Minecraft Server

    TattooCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

    Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

    DadGF-FreeFootyFUN
    Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

    On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

    So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

    PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez
    Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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