Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
Meteorites Collected: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7243

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad

    MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!

    And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Items Found: 1868
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Star Shards Collected: 97
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Alien Abductions: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mines Excavated: 4448
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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