NickCraftFunnies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	111
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	7356	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	550658
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	1298	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9357	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	4314
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Votes:	2832

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	121
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4