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C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	4776
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Emeralds Found:	3480	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	161
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Items Found:	7500	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	810874	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Emeralds Found:	5693
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	52	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	183
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Void Gems Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	680111	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6238
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4133
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3