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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1145 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 3111 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!