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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5754 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3246 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.
rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, trolling players and building epic structures. you never know when he might appear behind you, ready to give you a heart attack.
we have a custom plugin that turns all the zombies into dancing disco zombies, grooving to the beat of the music. it’s a sight to behold, trust us.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll always find diamonds in the first block you mine.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
