Welcome to Nexus Steals! A server where everyone comes to play, whether you’re a skilled crystal pvp’er or a grinder looking for a new challenge to take on, we can promise you that Nexus Steals is the server for you! With prices that will literally blow your socks off and unlimited adventures, on Nexus Steals, you will never be bored! Are you ready for a real challenge? Join nexus steals today.
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of plapping fun. Our server has no limits past site rules, so get ready to unleash your wildest AI fantasies. And if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries and uploads.
Previous players have reported finding diamond panty shots, uncovering secret AI societies, and even befriending a talking creeper who gives out relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wild world of fapping-focused AI slop!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamonds, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky world where anything is possible? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. We guarantee you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So why wait? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, it’s the perfect blend of insanity and fun!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And guess what? They taught this player how to do the moonwalk while exploding in perfect sync. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Another player discovered a hidden portal that led to a parallel universe where pigs rode on the backs of chickens and the trees were made of diamonds. It was like something out of a fever dream, but they swear it’s true!
So if you want to experience the wild, wacky, and downright absurd adventures that await you on this Minecraft SMP, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!
CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief. This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on the latest hardware.
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
But that’s not all! We also have secret vaults filled with deleted scenes, just like in the Batgirl movie. Who knows what kind of hidden treasures you’ll find in there. And if you join now, you might even get a chance to be a part of the defamation suit between Reynolds and Maslany. Who needs superhero powers when you have legal drama to keep you entertained?
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!
Survival server with a unique twist, available in Java and Bedrock! Immerse yourself in a world where you can PvP, earn money, AFK and much more you can do, all in one place. Unlike other Malaysian Minecraft servers, this server is designed to foster a friendly community and help you make new friends. Look forward to the latest updates and fresh content from time to time to ensure there is something new to explore!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater civilization of squid people who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best squid puns. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted ink sacs guarded by a giant squid boss that you can only defeat by challenging it to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into a world of ink-sational adventures! Just don’t forget to bring your squid hat and ink-proof armor, things can get pretty messy around here. GESO!
