| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8549 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1818 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Animals Bred: | 111 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.
Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1273 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!
Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4645 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6981 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 161 |
On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3929 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂
Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8864 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 75 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.
so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.
so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 938 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8546 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9235 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.
Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 865 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4620 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️
if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯
so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5629 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7412 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3624 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Type | Minecraft multiplayer server |
|---|---|
| Focus | Create and govern nations in a large-scale world |
| Features | Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems |
| Activities | Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars |
| Staff | Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the HAM SMP server? | Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server. |
| What can I do in the server? | Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations. |
| Are there rules in the server? | Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules. |
| Is PvP allowed in the server? | Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations. |
