Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

HezbollahHuntersMC

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	5864
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	605
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ores Mined:	9271
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3429
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Star Shards Collected:	104
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1