Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point.

But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous gnomes who will steal your tools and replace them with rubber chickens. Don’t worry though, they’re easily distracted by shiny objects and can be bribed with emeralds.

Join us for non-stop laughter, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who never take themselves too seriously. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun – even if that means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere every time you ride it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Zombie Dances: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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