NewWorldOrder Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point.

But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous gnomes who will steal your tools and replace them with rubber chickens. Don’t worry though, they’re easily distracted by shiny objects and can be bribed with emeralds.

Join us for non-stop laughter, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who never take themselves too seriously. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun – even if that means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere every time you ride it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	6630
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	252	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	144	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2101	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Enchantments Applied:	150	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3205
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7741	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”