| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1157 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6660 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7756 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2537 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1933 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 190 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1792 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 953 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1537 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3485 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2330 | Farms Harvested: | 615 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3135 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 327 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1998 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Votes: | 7732 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 491 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 70 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9535 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 777252 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7741 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 222 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4508 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4579 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 796 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 141 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2578 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2309 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9166 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9986 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
