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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2104 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7663 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9585 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.
And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!