Newland: Where the creepers are the only ones who ask for ID

Adult, bedrock realm, building, chambers, Community, Cooperative, CREEPERS, Discord, Expanding, Farms, mega base, members, Minecraft, Newland, PvP, Realms, rules, Server, snowy mountain, Speech

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	70
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview
Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers. We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech. Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers.

We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.

Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

FAQ: Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m under 18?	Sorry, this server is for adults only.
What are the server rules?	No pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.
How can I join the server?	Message the server admin for more information on joining.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord for our community members.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	4528	Farms Harvested:	432

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	5388	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9544	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1836	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ores Mined:	2582	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	1365	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2556

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	185657	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

EndlessCraftMC

anxiety, counseling, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, EndlessCraftMC, hopelessness, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, reaching out, Sadness, seeking help, self harm, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	8034
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Votes:	499
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the mundanity of everyday life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against an army of evil villagers!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm where you’ll encounter lava lakes made of hot sauce and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend.

So why waste another day feeling like you want to end it all when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Speedy Universe Travelers

astronomical, astronomical speed, astronomical time scale, cosmic distance, Distance, edge, exponential growth, hypothetical scenario, Light, light speed comparison, long distance travel, SPEED, speed comparison, Speedy, theoretical calculation, theoretical physics, Time, travel, travelers, Universe, universe edge discovery, Universe Exploration

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	7841	Farms Harvested:	995
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!