Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Animals Bred: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4245 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 274 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Emeralds Found: 8074 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 27
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Potions Brewed: 106 Dragon Eggs Found: 3728
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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