New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	82
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	418	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	838	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7505	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	7935
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	7243
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	6058
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7954	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?