New SMP Launch Whitelist

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	6326
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Emeralds Found:	5858	New Chunks Explored:	485910
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	1701	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	249	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6505
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	53435

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	807373	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	361595
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What events do you host on the server?

Q: How many players are usually online?

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

BodyOddityCraft

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

BlockyBedroomFun

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Craftocracy

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

Players:	105/100	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7