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PuppyGuiltNoMore

adoption, anger, apartment, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, complex, compromise, Conflict, Distance, Dogs, family, Favor, Girlfriend, Grandma, Gratitude, Guilt, Pets, PuppyGuiltNoMore, RESPONSIBILITY, rules

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2572	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t be guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s responsibilities!

We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.

Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!

PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	7140
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7968	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	1999
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	8166	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	211
Mines Excavated:	2714	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Emeralds Found:	5708	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	195
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Players:	97/300	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3