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LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Animals Bred:	137	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	7649
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4358
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	3605	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	626	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2661
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Towns Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3383	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crops Grown:	2692
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9