New land

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Embark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4). Though our gates opened less than a year ago, we’ve quickly become a haven for those 18+ seeking a community of mature, friendly souls, united by a love for the game and each other. In the heart of Terra Nova, the spirit of semi-vanilla Minecraft is kept alive, enhanced with quality-of-life features that respect the essence of the game while elevating your experience. Here, the challenge of hard difficulty isn’t just a setting—it’s a testament to the courage and determination of our players.

🌍 Step into a Server Where: Diamonds 💎 not only glitter but drive an immersive, player-driven economy. With over 15 thriving player-operated stores 🏪 and more emerging, commerce is a cornerstone of our community. Weekly events 🎉 beckon, from agility-testing parkour challenges 🏃‍♂️, creativity-unleashing building contests 🏗️, to adrenaline-pumping PvP tournaments ⚔️, fostering camaraderie and competitive spirit. Our BlueMap 🗺️ (Discover Terra Nova) allows you to explore our world from afar, planning your next adventure or admiring the incredible creations of fellow adventurers. (https://map.terranovasmp.net) 🛡️ Terra Nova, a 18+ Community: A beacon of kindness and maturity, where laughter and tales of valor are shared freely. Whether you’re engaging in our economy, competing for glory, or simply exploring, you’ll find companions who share your passion for the medieval mystique and the boundless possibilities of Minecraft. 💎 Strictly no P2W: Terra Nova does not sell ranks, creates or perks, we believe progression should come from perseverance and hard work! 🚀 Embark With Us 🚀 Visit us at Terra Nova SMP 🌐 (https://terranovasmp.net/) Join our ranks on Discord: Become a Part of Our Chronicle 💬 (https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh) Terra Nova is more than a server; it’s a community where legends take root, adventures abound, and friendships are forged for a lifetime. Amidst a backdrop of history and fantasy, your epic tale is waiting to be told. Will you join us in crafting the next chapter?

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6014	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	178	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crops Grown:	9064	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	296
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	76
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	7739	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2171	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5048
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?