| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8574 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4099 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Ores Mined: | 9656 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3473 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1783 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8278 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8834 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 269 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2105 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Potions Brewed: | 169 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5459 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 1504 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4468 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 926324 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2696 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4666 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3330 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 205 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2088 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5663 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 248 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 292 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 878 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9483 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9428 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9156 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 17 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3902 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
