Why This Is the Greatest (or Worst) Server Ever!
Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the *ultimate* Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and the blocks are made of pure chaos! Join us in a place where every pixel has a purpose, or none at all! Forget everything you know about gaming; here, the laws of physics take a vacation. If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Or don’t. Who are you? What is this? Why are we here? Join now, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life—unless you don’t, in which case you might be fine! But you won’t know unless you join! Or maybe you will. Who knows?
Features of Our Server (or Are They?)
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows | Cows that moo in binary and can predict your future. They also might be spies. |
| Gravity-Free Zones | Float around aimlessly and question your existence while building upside-down castles! |
| Time Travel Blocks | Step on these blocks to go back to the moment you decided to join this server. Or forward. Or sideways. |
| Rainbow Creepers | Explode in a shower of glitter and existential dread. Are they friendly? Maybe! |
| Whispering Trees | These trees will tell you secrets about your friends. Or your enemies. Or your next meal. |
FAQ Section (or Are They Questions?)
Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first find the sacred chicken. It will reveal the password, but only if you can dance like no one is watching. Or everyone is. It’s all a blur.
Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version 42.7.8. Or was it 3.14? Just remember, time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a cube. Or is it?
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are just enemies in disguise. But yes, you can play with them, or you can play alone in a field of dreams. Or nightmares. Who’s to say?
Random Quotes From Our “Players”
“Occasionally remember everything is new and exciting for some people…”
“Regardless of how bad things are, it’s possible to have a good time and not think about all the negative stuff…”
“Just post on /b/…”
# 🍵 TeaTime SMP
