NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crops Grown:	3217	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	12740	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Farms Harvested:	488
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	208

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	159
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

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Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.