NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Items Found:	2849	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ores Mined:	1671	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4732
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4983
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	224
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1340

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6293

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crops Grown:	1346
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	579	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	1424
Towns Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	610
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

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Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.