NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Farms Harvested:	991	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	249	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	652	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	2577
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	175
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1719

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4728	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mines Excavated:	3444
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1294	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	69450
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	129

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

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Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	730	Towns Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.