NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	3003	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	1142	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9324	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	647
Crops Grown:	9347	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Votes:	6114	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	290	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	7787	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1705	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!