NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1364	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake bond, fake concern, fake connection, fake friend, fake kindness, fake loyalty, fake smiles, fake support, FakeFriendFinder, friendship red flags, Manipulation, Minecraft, shallow friendship, signs of fake friends, smp, toxic friendship, two-faced, untrustworthy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2748
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

So like, you know when you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server and your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and then tries to blame it on a creeper? Yeah, that’s a sign that they’re not really your friend. But don’t worry, come join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where we don’t tolerate any diamond-stealing jerks! We’ve got epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and lots of laughs, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

InstaBoarding5

Airline, Airport, Behavior, boarding, boarding group 5, boarding process, boarding time, curious travelers, early boarding, Etiquette, Flight, Group 5, impatient, InstaBoarding5, Passengers, plane, queuing up, travel, travel habits, travel questions, waiting in line

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Votes:	4630	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to board a plane? Well, imagine if you could skip all that nonsense and just teleport straight onto the plane! That’s right, on our Minecraft server, we have a special airline feature that allows players in boarding group 5 to instantly board the plane as soon as they log in. No more waiting around or dealing with annoying TSA agents, just hop on and take off into the virtual skies!

But that’s not all, folks. Once you’re on board, you’ll be treated to a first-class experience like no other. Our flight attendants are actually villagers in disguise, serving up delicious virtual snacks and drinks as you soar through the pixelated clouds. And don’t worry about turbulence, our pilot is a seasoned pro who can navigate through any storm with ease.

So why wait in line like a chump when you could be flying high in style on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most outrageous airline adventure of your life!

SyrianSecretsMC Server

chief, Disturbing, Fascinating, HORRIFYING, hostage negotiator, secret jails, Server, Syrian, SyrianSecretsMC, US

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	156
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PriestlyPVP: York Scandal Edition

Archbishop of York, Church Controversy, church discipline, Church Ethics, church hierarchy, church investigation, church leadership, church misconduct investigation, church oversight, church scandal, church scandal aftermath, Clergy Abuse, clergy accountability, clergy reappointment, Edition, institutional abuse, misconduct allegations, PriestlyPVP, reappointed priest, religious misconduct, Report, scandal, sexual abuse case, York

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	995400
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4289	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17
Zombie Dances:	8	Runes Activated:	0

haha u wont believe wat u can do on dis minecraft server! we got da archbishop of york runnin around like a crazy chicken, gettin reappointed as a priest even afta a sexual abuse case! like wut even is dis server lmao. join us for da most wild and wacky adventures u eva had in minecraft. u never know wat crazy shenanigans u gonna get into next! come join da fun and chaos, u wont regret it (maybe).

Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise

Attitudes, Babes, blocky, Conflict, domestic violence, education attainment, extremism, Female education, fertility rate, gender inequality, iraq, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Paradise, Permissive, POLYGAMY, schooling age, Social Impact, Unions, violence, War, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.

you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!

SimplyMC

Admin Events, bedrock server, competitive, DOMINATE, Duo, Fun, Grief, Grinding, Ip:, MARK, Minecraft, PORT, PvP, Raid, Rewards, RICHEST, SimplyMC, Solo, Special items, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Server Information

Description	Vanilla Together is a minecraft pvp server with semi anarchy rules where players have the freedom to pvp, raid, and grief as they please.
Features	– Competitive gameplay – Solo or duo fighting – Admin-made events with special items and rewards – Dominate the server – Have fun
Discord	https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ
Platform	BEDROCK SERVER
IP	51.79.96.13
Port	32735

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo or do I need a partner?	You can play both solo or with a partner on Vanilla Together.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are admin-made events with special items and rewards for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to grief as they please within the semi anarchy rules.
How can I dominate the server?	By being competitive, grinding for resources, and participating in events to become the richest player.
Where can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, art, Backlash, character designs, confusion, controversy, criticism, design, Disappointment, Fan Service, Frustration, gooner bait, Happened, internet culture, Manga, moved past, mystic, online communities, past, PIXEL, Realms, social media, trends

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild trip through a gooner’s fever dream! We got characters that’ll make you question reality, like seriously, what even is a gooner bait character design? But that’s not even the best part, we’ve got insane builds that will blow your mind and make you wonder if you’re actually in a virtual world or a glitch in the matrix. So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

2024.., 7th prince, Absolute, Absolute Kino, best of the year, cinematic masterpiece, discovery, EATING GOOD, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Hidden Gem, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, must watch, new favorite, Recommendation, smp, Surprise, Thrill, top pick, Underrated

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4079
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	140
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Communication, ED recovery, emotional triggers, family conflict, family dynamics, FoodieFrenzy, Healthy Eating, healthy relationships, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal boundaries, Respect, self-advocacy, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, triggers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3584

Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!

BroCraftAutismJustice

autism, behavioral issues, birthday gifts, Boundaries, BroCraftAutismJustice, Communication, discipline, electronics, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, expressing feelings, Fairness, family conflict, favoritism, Frustration, parenting, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, special needs, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
New Chunks Explored:	894128	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your sibling who gets everything they want just because they have a different way of thinking? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their abilities or disabilities!

On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players. No more smashing electronics or getting special treatment just because you have a unique perspective on the world. Everyone gets the same opportunities to thrive and succeed in our virtual world.

So come join us and show your family that being treated fairly is not too much to ask for. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where everyone is on a level playing field. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally) and prove once and for all that fairness is the key to success in Minecraft and beyond!

RichLifeMinecraftSMP

abundance, career advancement, changes in relationships, dream life, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals achieved, Happiness, Lifestyle, luxury, material possessions, mindset shift, MONEY, opportunities, personal growth, prosperity, RichLifeMinecraftSMP, self worth, social status, success, wealth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, once you join, you become, like, super rich and famous in the Minecraft world. I’m talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, the whole shebang. And, get this, once you’re rich, you get your own personal army of llamas to ride into battle with. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with llamas. And, like, the llamas have laser eyes and can shoot fireballs out of their butts. It’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎

SplitTheCraftBill

Chivalry, Communication, dating customs., dating dynamics, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating norms, dating practices, dating rituals, dating traditions, equality, financial responsibility, first date, Gender Roles, going Dutch, modern dating, relationships, sharing expenses, SplitTheCraftBill, splitting the bill, Traditional dating

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132

Are you tired of splitting the bill on first dates? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where the mobs split the bill for you! That’s right, every time you defeat a mob, they’ll drop a diamond to cover your expenses. No more awkward conversations about who pays for what, just pure, unadulterated mob-slaying fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, EU leader, european union, Fico, foreign affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, rare visit, russia, Server, Slovakia, summit, talks, Visit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3024	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and fico are besties and hold secret meetings in moscow! watch as they build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and battle evil mobs together! join now to witness the most epic bromance in minecraft history! also, rumor has it that putin will give out free vodka to all new players who join! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

NukeCraftIranSummit

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, high-level talks, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Nuclear, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranSummit, peace talks, political news, summit, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF

Players:	109/900	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27