NeverbelieveCraft

Welcome to the most absurdly wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon—where reality takes a backseat, and logic goes on an extended vacation! 🌈

Here, you’ll find a land where pigs wear top hats and hold tea parties, while chickens trade stocks on Wall Street! Ever wanted to build a mansion powered by the tears of enchanted llamas? Well, buckle up, because in this server, that’s a totally feasible life choice!

Join us and experience the mind-boggling tale of Sir Not-So-Distant McBlockface, who claimed to have tamed a dragon by singing it a lullaby in Swedish! 🌟 Legend has it, if you wander to the enchanted forest during a blood moon, you may just catch a glimpse of his “Fire-Breathing Karaoke Nights!”

Need reasons to jump on board? How about the pixelated wonders that include:

  1. Unicorns that Literally Fly to the Moon: Our server’s unicorns are so magical, they’ve even managed to get a real estate license on the moon! Set your sights high and start a lunar ranch!

  2. Ninja Villagers: That’s right! Our villagers practice ancient martial arts. Join them for epic battles against the infamous Shuriken Sheep Squad—they’ll literally throw wool at you like it’s ninja throwing stars. 🐑💥

  3. An Infinite Supply of Cake: You will NEVER believe us until it’s too late! Travel to the mysterious "Cake Dimension," a swirling vortex of calorie-infused happiness where calories don’t count, and cake grows on trees!

  4. Dancing Creepers: Say goodbye to the fear of explosions! Here, we’ve taught creepers how to dance like nobody’s watching. Join their weekly dance-offs and win fabulous prizes, like a load of golden carrots or a seat at the exclusive “Creeper Cabaret”!

  5. Time-Traveling Endermen: Ever wanted to visit the Jurassic period or maybe hang out with a T-Rex? Our time-traveling endermen have seen it all! Forget your typical survival strategies—why not just pop back to the age of dinosaurs for a tea party?

  6. The Great Redstone Heist: Our server hosts an annual treasure hunt where you must steal the secret recipe for the legendary "5-Star Redstone Cookies" from the Grumpy Old Man’s lair. Spoiler: He’s part cactus, and he detests trespassers!

So why wait? Dive headfirst into chaos, join the pixelated revelry, and be part of history that’ll never make sense but will definitely give you laughs! Come join us and create absurd tales that relatives won’t believe at family reunions! 🚀✨

Who knew Minecraft could get this ludicrous? Get in here before the llamas form a government! 🦙💼

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  • Hardcore Nations Warfare Semi Vanilla

    Hardcore Nations Warfare Semi Vanilla

    Golden Nations is a survival server that feels like a big world politics game. Players make nations and fight over land with diplomacy war economy and raw survival. It is meant to be harsh and strategic not easy mode.

    It runs on Minecraft 1.21.11 and you can join on any version because of ViaBackward. The world starts at 5000 by 5000 and it expands as more people play. There are no elytras so travel matters. There are also no villagers so you cannot spam infinite trades.

    Progression is tougher with custom recipes and 1 to 1 netherite crafting. Land claiming is a big deal with a territory system so borders and nations feel real.

    The server has extra systems like better roads that make you walk faster and rails that make minecarts go faster. The grindstone is reworked so you can take enchantments off and turn them into books. Farming is changed and fishing has custom drops. You can even move spawners with Silk Touch.

    Maces are limited too. Only 10 exist on the whole server and each player can only craft one with restricted enchantments so they turn into real national artifacts.

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  • Design The Chaos Weekly Event SMP

    Design The Chaos Weekly Event SMP

    Project Indigo is a community server where the players help design what happens. There is a custom Discord bot that lets people pitch new mechanics and ideas for events.

    The community votes on the best concept. Then the coder builds that exact plugin during the week. On Saturday the server runs the event you all voted for and if you survive you can win real prizes like Nitro or gift cards.

    There is also a 24 7 SMP for the rest of the week so people can chill and hang out between the intense event days.

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  • The Pen Classic Prison Grind Returns

    The Pen Classic Prison Grind Returns

    This server is a classic prison server that feels like the older grind. You start with basic tools and leather armor and you have to work your way up through the ranks from A to Parolee to Citizen.

    Money takes effort here. You mine and smelt your ores and then you have to walk through PVP zones to sell at the Commissary. Swords and potions are illegal and guards can PVP you if they catch you with them.

    There are a lot of side ways to make cash too like custom fishing quests bounties and running parkour around the prison. You can rent a cell or a plot to store stuff build and even run your own shop.

    There is also a contraband angle with special custom plants that are illegal. You can grow them in your cell for profit but you have to be careful because guards can enforce rules and even send you to solitary for bad conduct. After you hit top rank you can prestige for special rewards.

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  • BeeetCraft Chill Vanilla+ SMP

    BeeetCraft Chill Vanilla+ SMP

    BeeetCraft is a chill community server where people just want to build explore and have a good time. It is a relaxed SMP with vanilla plus tweaks that try to keep the game balanced.

    Right now the server is released and they are still shaping it with the players. Netherite armor is disabled and The End is also disabled for now so the world pace feels more controlled.

    The community gets a real say in how stuff works like what plugins and vanilla plus features get used. Players also help decide the server style like solo bases or nations and how PvP rules should be handled later.

    They also plan events to keep things active. Questing and job systems are planned too so there is more to do as the world grows.

    It is whitelisted and the server is self hosted on a dedicated machine. Bedrock compatibility is only planned if enough Bedrock players show up. The vibe is no drama no griefing and no admin abuse just Minecraft together.

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  • Australia Timezone Life Series SMP Tryouts

    Australia Timezone Life Series SMP Tryouts

    I found a Java modded server project that is trying to run a Life Series style season with a full modpack that includes the different Life Series modes. The main idea is everyone records together so it feels like an actual series and not just random playtime.

    They want people who can match Australian Central Daylight Time or at least can show up when recording happens. You need Discord to plan sessions and you need Modrinth plus Simple Voice Chat so everyone can talk in game.

    Any age and any gender is welcome and the host is 17. Content creators are preferred but normal players can join too as long as you actually have time to record and want to play for fun.

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