Never Friends Minecraft Server

acquaintances, aloof, ANONYMOUS, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, detached, disassociated, distant, estranged, Friends, friendship, indifferent, loyalty, Minecraft, never be friends, relationship, Server, Social, Trust, Understanding, Unfriendly

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	295	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9560
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crops Grown:	4841

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3313	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	873924
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	4841
Animals Bred:	89	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	637

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2632
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Magic Items Found:	3738	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Ores Mined:	5200
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6471	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Farms Harvested:	163	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!