Neutine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Villages Defended:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	7337
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Treasure Maps Found:	5

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Items Found:	7812	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8775
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	415913	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	4589	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	5132	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3547
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	7027
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	12