Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Dimension Hops: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

    Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

    Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

    Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

    Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2544 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 195 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6410

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

    > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

    We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Emeralds Found: 969 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

    Gone to Craft Minecraft Server
    If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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