Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

    YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids! Join our FLOW GLOW Edition server for a wild ride filled with crazy events and epic battles.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

    The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

    Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

    Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Sick America Minecraft Server

    Sick America Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

    We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

    Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

    But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

    So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

    Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

    The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

    Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

    /SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General
    Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 805785

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

    Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

    So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

    Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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