| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2344 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
45.93.200.11:25590
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 330 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 751 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7488 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9230 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9726 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4625 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 109 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4661 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2696 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7471 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7340 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3985 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9874 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5099 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 882 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1220 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7045 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 54 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6738 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 517 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
