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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4377 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
