NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4388
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mines Excavated:	2275
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	123	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	9