Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 413445 Chimeras Created: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Villages Defended: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 65 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Enchantments Applied: 226

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 235
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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