Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 New Chunks Explored: 572113

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Magic Items Found: 3326

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 354 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1264 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Ores Mined: 9794
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Zombie Dances: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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