| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5987 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6489 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 700 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8175 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5572 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9952 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9933 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1184 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 469 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8633 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9235 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3027 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2680 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2705 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6580 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1438 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6518 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4247 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2749 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7765 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
