so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Secret Passages Found: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4099
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchantments Applied: 86
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 486
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Crops Grown: 4260
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magic Items Found: 7624
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Animals Bred: 168
    Crops Grown: 6580 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4728
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8503
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

    HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling
    Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 New Chunks Explored: 696454
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyLoveLessons

    BlockyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

    Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ores Mined: 8234 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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