so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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