so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ores Mined: 9826
Crops Grown: 4690 Love Letters Sent: 10
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Void Gems Collected: 23
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Magic Items Found: 6889

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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