| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6780 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4678 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 59 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 443 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6098 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4813 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 179 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3436 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3139 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Farms Harvested: | 842 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9746 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | New Chunks Explored: | 657739 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9399 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8973 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9090 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 68 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6551 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8056 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 131 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3885 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6518 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 738 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 843 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 77 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7633 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4759 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8398 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 319 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4782 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
